Favorite Quotes
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“You’re a fucking omnishambles, that’s what you are. You’re like that coffee machine, you know: from bean to cup, you fuck up.”
"Come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off."
“You breathe a word of this to anyone, you mincing fucking cunt, and I will tear your fucking skin off, I will wear it to your mother’s birthday party and I will rub your nuts up and down her leg whilst whistling Bohemian fucking Rhapsody, right?”
- Malcolm Tucker
"Come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off."
“You breathe a word of this to anyone, you mincing fucking cunt, and I will tear your fucking skin off, I will wear it to your mother’s birthday party and I will rub your nuts up and down her leg whilst whistling Bohemian fucking Rhapsody, right?”
- Malcolm Tucker
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War must be, while we defend our lives against a destroyer who would devour all; but I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend. - J.R.R. Tolkien
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Live your life in such away that when your feet touch the floor in the morning Satan shudders and says "Oh Shit She's Awake"
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You can shear a sheep a hundred times, but you can skin it only once. - Amarillo Slim