P.E.T.A.

[bloodpirate]

i heard a rumor that all the peta members would return if we didn't slaughter so many animals daily.

Spiders to make it rain on our enemies

Dragons for their skins and claws. they are classed as an endangered species

Guard Dogs .. they are mainly pets.

animals with .. Hairy Feet .. poor things

steeds .. especially the heavy ones. we can put them on a diet if necessary. we have other things to make glue from

[Obviously]

What?

[Sagas]

i heard a rumor that all the peta members would return if we didn't slaughter so many animals daily.

Spiders to make it rain on our enemies

Dragons for their skins and claws. they are classed as an endangered species

Guard Dogs .. they are mainly pets.

animals with .. Hairy Feet .. poor things

steeds .. especially the heavy ones. we can put them on a diet if necessary. we have other things to make glue from

You forgot the part of the game where you kill soldiers... Orc lives matter too.
That last line was pretty funny though